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Paris released from jail

  • Writer: Jenny Wynter
    Jenny Wynter
  • Jun 8, 2007
  • 1 min read

Attention all prisoners:

Let this be a lesson to y’all. To receive ‘fair and professional’ treatment (translation = swapping your claustrophobic cell for your sprawling Hollywood mansion) after serving only 72 hours (translation = 5 days if you arrive after sunset and leave just after dawn), all you need is love.

Oh no, hang on, that was a song.

Let me try again…all you need is a rash.

A hefty account balance probably doesn’t hurt either, but don’t be disheartened! Start with the rash (if you’re really organised you can probably just sleep with everything in the years leading up to your arrest to maximise your chances of a break-out – no pun intended – at any given time) and take it from there.

How exciting for you!

(Yet how devastating for the writers of Prison Break. All the effort to create a dramatic, yet plausible storyline, when all the characters ever needed to do in the first place was contract a nasty case of herpes.)

Get scratching, inmates!

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I acknowledge the Gubbi Gubbi, Wakka Wakka and Butchulla peoples, the First Nation Traditional Owners of Country, and custodians of the land and waters on which I live and work, and all the peoples who have welcomed me on Country. I pay respects to all Elders past and present and acknowledge the young leaders who are working beside Elders in our cultural industries in the continuation of cultural, spiritual and educational practices. I recognise all First Nation peoples as the original storytellers of these lands and acknowledge the important role they continue to play in our community.

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