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Be Nice To Your Mum, Motherf*ckers

A practical bed time story book for the ages

Available to order now!

Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers is a book for all the exhausted mums out there, whose offspring may not be giving them the appreciation and kindness that they deserve.

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A Sneak Preview:

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​Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers

Cos whether you know it or not

She’s there even when you’re a shit show

Even when you’re the world’s biggest snot.

 

Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers

She’s done more for you than you can know

From the day you were cute 'til you turned to a brute

She stayed when she wanted to go.

 

Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers

It’s really not asking that much

She showed up for you, sick, sad or stressed out

Even though you full ruined her crotch...

Utterly irreverent, brutally honest and laugh out loud hilarious, Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers  is comedian Jenny Wynter’s poetic ode to the unappreciated mama that will resonate with anybody whose little - and not-so-little - offspring who can feel less like angelic cherubs borne from the clouds of heaven and more like demonic gargoyles birthed from the loins of Mordor.

 

Just like its author, this book is real, raw and occasionally unsuitable for children.

 

But aren’t we all?

Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers is available to order for just A$19.99 (including GST) with FREE SHIPPING in Australia.

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For orders outside Australia, click here!​

I acknowledge the Gubbi Gubbi, Wakka Wakka and Butchulla peoples, the First Nation Traditional Owners of Country, and custodians of the land and waters on which I live and work, and all the peoples who have welcomed me on Country. I pay respects to all Elders past and present and acknowledge the young leaders who are working beside Elders in our cultural industries in the continuation of cultural, spiritual and educational practices. I recognise all First Nation peoples as the original storytellers of these lands and acknowledge the important role they continue to play in our community.

Jenny Wynter

Copyright © Jenny Wynter 2024.
All Rights Reserved.

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