THE NEGOTIATIONS: A MESSAGE TRANSCRIPTION
Me: “I have your sunscreen. If you want to see it again, send an unmarked box of fruit’n’nut chocolate to 58 Ticktock Street, Booltchy Town. Umm, I mean to a random drop-off address. Oops.”
Sister: “Meet me at 23:00 at the wharf behind the old abandoned car-park.”
Me: “Okay, but the stakes have upped. Bring Diet Coke.”
Sister: “Okay.”
Me:
Is it a coincidence that this very morning I battled Christmas shopping with all three kids?
Hmmmmmm…..