How to properly handle accidentally taking one’s sister’s sunscreen home with you

THE NEGOTIATIONS: A MESSAGE TRANSCRIPTION

Me: “I have your sunscreen. If you want to see it again, send an unmarked box of fruit’n’nut chocolate to 58 Ticktock Street, Booltchy Town. Umm, I mean to a random drop-off address. Oops.”

Sister: “Meet me at 23:00 at the wharf behind the old abandoned car-park.”

Me: “Okay, but the stakes have upped. Bring Diet Coke.”

Sister: “Okay.”

Me:


Hmmmmmm…..

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