Man it’s been a while. I’m hopeless at this whole staying-on-top-of-everything thing. Are you better at this than me? If so, congrats!...

So my Mum… This Mum of which I speak is my grandma, who’s raised me since I was 5…man I feel like the author of The Babysitters Club...

I passed these every day (for $2 a slice on the cruiseship!) My defence was chanting: “this is not good food….this is not good food…”...