When positive reinforcement goes wrong

Me: Oh Caleb. You’re a good boy, aren’t you?

Him: I not a good boy.

Me: What do you mean? Yes you are! You’re a really good boy!

Him: I NOT A GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Oh.

Thoughtful pause.

Me: Well, what are you then?

A second thoughtful pause.

Him: I Superman!

*** I really must send an update notification to the dudettes behind “What To Expect When You’re Expecting.”