Press Conference

Well, if it’s good enough for Brangelina, it’s good enough for me. (Truth be told, I’m feeling a little sloth-like and am thus stealing this idea from Sharpie).

So the deal is, you ask whatever wild and wacky questions you want, and I answer them to the best of my ability.

I do, however, reserve the right to pass.

Fire away.

PS I just booked my flights to New York: OMG it’s really happening!!!!!!!!!!