It’ll be the one Simple Life episode I ever watch.
But aside from that, check this out if you haven’t already: there’s a petition going round to free Paris.
“The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by this morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides “beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives”.
Oh please. She should be let off the hook because she’s pretty and we’re boring?
Heaven help us.