NOT the kinda publicity to go for…unless of course you’re Britney Spears
I’d pretty much settled on this pic for the front cover – it’s taken by my brilliant mate Tim Pasmore of Bloc Media, it’s fun, different and it’s got my name on it. What more could you want, right?
Enter my uber-PA (aged five years going on fifteen), Ella:
“I LOVE this photo! It’s funny!”
So far so good. Then:
“It looks like you’ve got one boob, and it’s got writing on it, and that’s your boob and it’s your only boob!”
Uh…how bout NOOOOOOOO?