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  • Writer's pictureJenny Wynter

My Britney-style poetry

So if Britney can write some schmaltzy poetry on her website, then so can I!

I like to call this one: “Kids…mummy’s gotta go and paint the town red.”

3 1/2 weeks without hearing a scream, 3 1/2 weeks without poo, 3 1/2 weeks without tantrums or tears, 3 1/2 weeks without you.

3 1/2 weeks without fighting or fits, 3 1/2 weeks without spew, 3 1/2 weeks without broken sleep, 3 1/2 weeks without you.

3 1/2 weeks without one of your cuddles, 3 1/2 weeks without a ‘boo!’ 3 1/2 weeks without kissing your cheeks, 3 1/2 weeks without you.

*** Britney…eat your heart out baby. Comic Mummy is in da house.

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