Humanity boiled down into toddlerdom

I feel like the whole ‘why is the world in such a crazy state?’ question was finally answered this morning.

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, a 2-year-old boy:

Me: “Why do you throw things?”

Caleb: “YEAH! I throw! I superhero!”

Me: “Yeah, I know, but why do you do it?”

Caleb: “Cos…cos…cos…I do. I like it!”

Me: “Hmmmm. But when you throw things, you break them.”

Caleb: “Yeah! Break them! I like breaking them!”

Me: “Errrrrrr….yes, but then when you break them, you don’t get to play with them anymore, do you?”

Caleb: “Huh?”

Me: “They have to go in the bin.”

Caleb: “Yeah, I know dat.”

Me: “So why do you break them, then?”

Caleb: “BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!! I do!”