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Humanity boiled down into toddlerdom

  • Writer: Jenny Wynter
    Jenny Wynter
  • Apr 29, 2007
  • 1 min read

I feel like the whole ‘why is the world in such a crazy state?’ question was finally answered this morning.

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, a 2-year-old boy:

Me: “Why do you throw things?”

Caleb: “YEAH! I throw! I superhero!”

Me: “Yeah, I know, but why do you do it?”

Caleb: “Cos…cos…cos…I do. I like it!”

Me: “Hmmmm. But when you throw things, you break them.”

Caleb: “Yeah! Break them! I like breaking them!”

Me: “Errrrrrr….yes, but then when you break them, you don’t get to play with them anymore, do you?”

Caleb: “Huh?”

Me: “They have to go in the bin.”

Caleb: “Yeah, I know dat.”

Me: “So why do you break them, then?”

Caleb: “BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!! I do!”

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I acknowledge the Gubbi Gubbi, Wakka Wakka and Butchulla peoples, the First Nation Traditional Owners of Country, and custodians of the land and waters on which I live and work, and all the peoples who have welcomed me on Country. I pay respects to all Elders past and present and acknowledge the young leaders who are working beside Elders in our cultural industries in the continuation of cultural, spiritual and educational practices. I recognise all First Nation peoples as the original storytellers of these lands and acknowledge the important role they continue to play in our community.

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