I feel like the whole ‘why is the world in such a crazy state?’ question was finally answered this morning.
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, a 2-year-old boy:
Me: “Why do you throw things?”
Caleb: “YEAH! I throw! I superhero!”
Me: “Yeah, I know, but why do you do it?”
Caleb: “Cos…cos…cos…I do. I like it!”
Me: “Hmmmm. But when you throw things, you break them.”
Caleb: “Yeah! Break them! I like breaking them!”
Me: “Errrrrrr….yes, but then when you break them, you don’t get to play with them anymore, do you?”
Caleb: “Huh?”
Me: “They have to go in the bin.”
Caleb: “Yeah, I know dat.”
Me: “So why do you break them, then?”
Caleb: “BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!! I do!”
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