Here’s Lookin’ At You, Kid

Given the last week of home-bounded-ness, I’m sorry to say that the kids have been watching WAAAAAY to many DVDs. I’m serious: it’s bad. Caleb’s conversation is now predominantly sound-bytes from his favourites.

Me: “Caleb, you can’t have another milk cos it makes you too snotty.”

Caleb: “No it doesn’t. *dramatic pause* Trust me.” (Spiderman)

*** Me (uncharacteristically calmly): “Ella, stop yelling, stop screaming and go to bed.”

Caleb (patting my head): “I proud of you.” (Racing Stripes)

*** Me: “Cay-man, time to go to the toilet!”

Caleb: “Not this time, Goblin!” (Spiderman…again).

*** Please remind me to never ever show him Silence of the Lambs.