My first ever official fan-mail: tee hee.
Hi Jenny, May I first say how much I enjoy your work, I heard a bit of your “act” and I became a fan straight away, you’re hilarious! I watched all of the clips on your site and Myspace and I laughed so much that it almost hurt, you’re brilliant!
I have sent you this e-mail to therefore ask if it was possible for me to have your autograph, as I collect autographs of comedians that I like, so if you could send me one, I would be very grateful, thanks.
I would come along to one of your live shows and ask you in person, but as I live in the middle of nowhere in Britain, it’s fairly unlikely that I’ll get the chance, ha ha. Anyway, I just thought I would ask, and also say how much I enjoy your work, I look forward to hearing back from you, but until then take care, keep up the good work, bye for now, Vince C. I just have to record that for posterity (translation = my ego)’s sake.