And in breaking news…
Tim’s busted his knee. He hasn’t broken it – as would have been disastrous though allowed for a beautifully poetic blog title to accompany this entry – but seems to have torn a ligament or something like that. Bottom line is he can’t even walk and is gonna be bed-bound (and might I add, unable to work and thus make a crust) for ??? days. AGH!!!!!!
If everybody could just start crossing everything for me to start getting some juicy corporate gigs soon, that would be SWEET.
PS Thanks for the questions thus far – wow, meaty! I’ll get to them soon, cwoss my heart. 🙂