Alarm clock for auction
In top condition.
Very regular – in fact, goes off each and every morning around 3am – without fail.
Excellent long-life batteries, ensuring at least forty minutes of good quality wakeup call before the volume shows any signs of fading.
Extremely irritating sound, designed to make sure that come hell or high-water, you will not sleep through it.
And what’s more…there’s NO SNOOZE BUTTON!
Hurry…only available to highest bidder- er, sorry, I meant good home.