This poem would work so much better if I could only set it to the music that’s in my head as I write it. Oh well…please just use your imagination and apply your backing music of choice.
I’m planning to spend Christmas Eating lots and lots of good food, Followed by some drinkies And a lovely week at Woodford.
But enough about me, what about you? I’m a self-absorbed young fairy, Whatever plans you have I hope They’re fun and light and merry.
Have fun dear darlings, don’t spend too much And whether the day’s snowy or sunny, Know you’ve had some Christmas wishes From the Comic Mummy.