5 movies I’d rather see less than “Snakes on a Plane”

2. “Gerbils in a Submarine”

3. “Gastrically Challenged Toddlers on a Spaceship”

4. “Hannibal Lector on a Tightrope”

5. “Sharks onstage: with Celine Dion”

(Actually on second thought that last one could be kinda cool…)