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1. Mary Poppins. Or Nanny McPhee. Or even Nanny McPhee’s stick. I’m not fussy.
2. Tom Cruise’s uber-agent out of Tropic Thunder. To smack the heck out of my career. In a good way.
3. Edward Scissorhands. He could open letters for me and stuff. Or Captain Jack Sparrow. Or The Mad Hatter. Come on, it’s Johnny Depp. I’m not going to nit-pick.
4. Jabba the Hutt. He could help me make one heck of a naughty corner.
5. Leo out of Inception. Namely cos seeing him around a lot would mean I was actually sleeping.