Why Jealousy Sucks Hairy Buttocks: (Or “The Hole in The Green Eye”)
Jealousy sucks hairy buttocks. Yes, you heard me. Hairy ones. I include my own in that statement, by the way (my jealousy, not my buttocks, which are beyond reproach). When I feel myself getting embittered, usually by somebody else’s achievements – whether it be their career success, their incredibly buff and fat-free body or their incredibly gorgeous OWNED house – I hate myself for it. Really. This is because: a) it’s not an attractive quality in anybody; b) It doesn’