Kids Musical CDs vs Mama

So we’re spending the morning dancing like lunatics to this kids’ CD that my dad got for my daughter – it’s one of those ‘personalised’ ones where they insert said child’s name into every song at regular intervals.

“Let’s Pretend, Ella!” “What’s Your Favourite Colour, Ella?” “I think You’re Special, Ella!”

Oh yes, it all started as fun and games…til I began to feel a little threatened. Ain’t no CD gonna give my kid more love and attention than me…

Now the obvious solution would be to focus on giving more love and attention – I however, prefer the road less travelled.

That CD’s gotta burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(No pun intended. Seriously.)