Obligatory Blog

Coming soon to a theatre near you! Forgive me, this is the only way I can deal with the grossness that’s been today. Fa-la-la-la-la! Will be back tomorrow with an actual read-able post! xx Until then: look, a monkey! *Image courtesy of scragz #tralalalala #gross #musicals #family #sick

I never thought I’d start a post by quoting Bart Simpson, but seriously, after today’s all-you-can-wipe buffet of vomit, snot and nappy explosions so intense that they had to shut down Heathrow yet again, there’s only one way to kick this thing off: Aye Caramba! I don’t know what I did in a past life, but I’m starting to have a sneaking suspicion that I did something – not horrifyingly awful, but just slow and painful, like tapping somebody on the head oh so lightly with an e